this was a 2 day road trip that lasted around 8 days.
it was full of secrets we will take to the grave with us.
this trip proved to us we needed to set some ground
rules for our friendship, and today for
fridAy's flaAhbAck
i will include them, not all of them,
some will remain treasures only my BFF and i know.
1. do not shoot each other with water guns.
2. do not study for finals together
3. DO NOT USE YOUR BFF!! or "owe them".
4. make your squinty eyed bff cry while she's driving it blurs her vision, and tell your bff when it's the last bathroom for 30 minutes.
5. don't let your squinty eyed bff drive in the mountains.
6. do NOT take your bff up a mountain if you don't know how to get back down! when riding the slick down to the big one, don't use your bff as the "big one".
18. when playing monopoly, make financial decisions benefiting your bff not your bf.
19. don't laugh at your bff's problems.
15. don't allow your bff to date a new mexican.
9. as a bff, you must love who your bff loves and hate who your bff hates...keep it in the family.
10. what happens in the 505 stays in the 505.
11. no bff road trips without Martina.
13. no dance parties outside the perimeter of a bff's vehichle.
16. when a banana is thrown from a moving vehicle at your bff do whatever it takes to shield your bff and take the hit.
17. when your bff is stopped by a sheriff do not use your name belt as identification.
21. you do not sleep in the passenger seat while your bff is driving.
24. make life a little more complicated if it means one more night with your bff.
25. no bff shall ever deny anyone the right to be creative.
27. let the Jesus stop you when he needs to.
834. remind your bff daily that she is HOT.
BFF MOTTO: make memories, not grades!
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